Professional Peefer

the-blackened-angel:

Dante: Hey, Vergil, I’ve got a lead on a new–

Vergil: [doing paperwork with headphones on]

Dante: Vergil. V E R G I L.

Vergil: [can’t hear him at all]

Dante: Huh. Might as well make this a jam session, then! [breaks out Nevan and jams loudly, which causes feedback that makes Vergil toss the headphones off]

Vergil: How in the– [looks over to Dante] Of course.

Dante: [notices the exasperated look and stops playing] Aww, I thought we were having a Partridge Family moment.

Vergil: Hardly. What do you want?

Dante: I got a lead on a new mission, but it seems more up your alley. [hands over a file folder]

Vergil: [looks over the papers he’s given] This does look promising. I’ll take care of it.

Dante: Knew I could count on you. [picks up the headphones and goes to hand them back]

Dante: [quizzical look]

Dante: [puts one earphone up to his ear]

Dante: …is this Devil Trigger?

Vergil: [abruptly takes the headphones back] I don’t want to talk about it.