Professional Peefer

aquiladafirenze:

Shooting Stars With Shotguns: things not to call a penis

mysterycereal:

tickle-me-misha:

savingcastiel:

misterfuzzyrainbow:

nooowestayandgetcaught:

tumblrofthrones:

watermeloncholy:

bobbeyahkne:

• member
• mast
• sword
• spear
• column
• manroot
• point
• staff

you forgot manhood

Someday, I’m going to write a fic where the…

MAN CARROT

THINGY

DICKSAUSAGE

LONG PENETRATING ROD OF DOOM AND PREGNANCY 

CUNT DESTROYER

ANAL PENETRATING TOOL

god someone stop me

DANGLY BITS.