Why I’m not an Otome Game protagonist.
1) When insulted.
How MC reacts: What did you just say?!
How I react: My hand doesn’t need a magic circle to land in your face, bitch!
2) Something bad happens.
MC: Oh, no!
Me: FUCKING HELL!
3) Something bad happens to someone I dislike.
MC: I can’t help but feel a little satisfied…
Me: Did you like that, you absolute fuck?!
4) Someone is being stupid.
MC: Can you please stop?
Me: Turn around and bend over, I’ll show where my shoe fits!
5) Someone is being mean to my hubby/waifu.
MC: Excuse me?! That’s my s/o! What do you think you’re doing?!
Me: TODAY IS THE DAY YOU DISCOVER IF GOD EXISTS!!
6) Something sad happens.
MC: *crying*
Me: *ugly crying*
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