Professional Peefer

getaroomyoumotherfucker:

dmc3: two brothers have an argument about their dad

dmc1: a man saves the world by killing a statue and getting kinky with his not-mom

dmc4: edgy cunt screams about his girlfriend while another man goes on wacky woohoo pizza adventures

dmc2: depressed guy shoots his guns and a french demon kills some german guy because of race relations

dmc5: wacky grandad meets a goth loser and commit property damage
together while wacky grandad’s nephew becomes venom snake from mgsV