Professional Peefer

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Thank you so, so much! I’m glad that you like it all 😀

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 You were quite the small thing, standing at 5 feet even. Most of your friends called you cute or fun-sized and you never seemed to mind. But when you were seen with your boyfriend, who stands at a whopping 6 feet, 2 inches, most people were quick to be concerned for your safety. You would assure them that you could handle whatever Xanxus would throw at you, no matter what.

 Xanxus, also didn’t seem to mind your smaller height even when the guys were making fun of him and saying he’ll snap you in half. You put up with his shit easily enough and you were hell on wheels when you got pissed off, normally in battle. The only times he ever really got pissed off was when you used your height against him to annoy him.

“Hey Xanxus?” you called from the kitchen, where he could hear you jumping for the last two minutes.

“Yeah?” he called back, shutting his eyes in anger. You had just started doing this.

“Can you come get this for me off the top shelf, please?” you asked, for the third time that day. This was hilarious, just to get him up and get one thing at a time off the top shelf for you. He of course never found it hilarious but did it begrudgingly anyways. However, this time he just came in and put you on his shoulders. “Wha- what are you doing, Xanxus?”

“You seem to think it’s fucking funny to drag me in here every two minutes to get some bullshit off the top shelf for you. Well, I hope you remember everything you need from up here because I’m not coming back in another time.”

“Of course I remember!” You grinned and grabbed everything off the top shelf, howling in laughter when a peanut butter jar landed on Xanxus’s head. You didn’t even stop laughing when he dropped you on your ass while trying to climb down off of his shoulder.

“Yeah, sure, laugh it up now, bitch. I’ll punish you later for that.” he growled and went straight back to his desk and whiskey.