Professional Peefer

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Squalo –

 He just couldn’t stand it. The way you moved around the office in that pencil skirt with your heels clicking across the tiled floors. He had day dreams of pressing you against the wall and running a hand up those pantyhose-clad thighs while you moaned softly, your hands trapped by his. He could just taste the skin on your neck when his day dream was cut short by two things: one, it was hot as hell in his office and he was actually starting to fall asleep, and two, a young man just walked in and had captured your attention by the water jug. He narrowed his eyes, knowing exactly who that male was. Yamamoto Takashi.

 You merely smiled and laughed politely as this guy before you cracked jokes. He was a chill person, all happy-go-lucky, but he was a kid. You couldn’t bring yourself to like someone younger than you, not to mention you were already taken by a certain hot-headed rain guardian. Speak of the devil and he shall appear, right by your side with an arm around your shoulders.

“Hello Yamamoto.” Squalo growled, pulling you close. The look in Yamamoto’s eyes changed to a darker glint, the smile becoming fixed upon his face.

“Hello Squalo. As I was saying-”

“Oh, were you talking to ___?” An immediate cut off sent a frown flitting across Yamamoto’s face before he schooled his expression back to fake happy-go-lucky.

“Yeah I was before you interrupted.” he smiled wider, and sparks seemed to erupt between both guys. You sighed and stepped between them.

“Both of you calm down. Squalo, stop getting so jealous, you know me. I like men. Yamamoto, I’m sorry but I’ve been trying to tell you that I’m dating Squalo. And.. it wouldn’t really have worked out anyways.. Surprisingly I don’t get along well with people younger than me.” You sighed, taking a step back and capturing Squalo’s hand with your own. Yamamoto nodded and walked away, leaving you two along together.

“Well since you handled him maybe I-”

“Not so fast loverboy. We’re gonna talk about this jealousy thing.” you grinned. He sighed but nodded.

“After I fuck you against a wall?”

“No, Squalo!”

Xanxus –

 Where the fuck were you?! He had requested your presence in his office half an hour ago! Most everyone knew that that was his way of saying “Get in here so I can fuck you” but everyone knew not to make Xanxus wait, especially you. So when you didn’t show up, he got severely pissed and decided to go looking for you.

 It didn’t take too long to locate you, as you were standing near the water fountain, being talked to by a younger man with brown spikey hair. Xanxus’s eyes narrowed. This kid better not even think of getting with you.

 He could see how you tried to keep moving away but Tsuna just kept talking your ear off. It definitely didn’t help matters. Before Xanxus knew what he was doing, he was marching up to you, pulling you tight against his chest and kissing you deeply, forcing a tongue in your mouth. You struggled in shock but he heard an angry sound coming from where Tsuna was, and that was all he wanted.

“That’s rude to do that to a stranger, Xanxus.” Tsuna growled, hands clenching into fists. Xanxus pulled away, keeping you close to him, as he glared at Tsuna.

“You know, I wouldn’t give a fuck even if she was a stranger. But since you put it that way, you trash, this is my girlfriend, ___.”

“Is that so? She never mentioned a boyfriend.”

“Must be because someone kept running his fucking mouth.”

“At least I would know how to treat a woman right!”

“Guys-” you started.

“You wouldn’t know how to treat a fucking pet rock right, you shit!” Xanxus growled over you.

“Wait–”

“At least she’d not have to deal with an abusive, sex crazed, drunken bastard of a boyfriend!” Tsuna shot back. They were beginning to get louder, and you knew what you had to do to stop it.

“Do you wanna fight, you shit stain?!” Xanxus snarled.

“Yeah and I’ll kick your ass like I did last time, you-”

“ENOUGH!” you yelled, weaseling your way in between them and pushing them back. “Tsuna I tried to tell you that I was asked to go to Xanxus’s office and that he was my boyfriend. You wouldn’t let me get a word in edgewise.”

“But..” One frown from him was enough to know that you wouldn’t need to yell at him anymore.

“No buts. And Xanxus, you asshole, what the fuck was that show?! You have to realize I was working on telling Tsuna I was taken and that I don’t like younger guys.” You sighed, turning to him and glaring at him. He frowned back at you but didn’t look away.

“Yeah, yeah, whatever woman. Get your ass to my office in five minutes.” he called over his shoulder as he walked back to his office. You sighed and turned back to apologize to Tsuna but found he was gone already. ..You’d make it up to him later.