I twisted my ankle while training parkour yesterday, so what are your headcannons for the stabby bois for that kind of scenario? (Love your blog btw!)

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kisstheassassins:

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I just put all of em in here.

Altair

  • Well shit. His day is ruined. Probably the entire week.
  • Such a grump.
  • Bed ridden for a week and he is so restless.
  • Doesnt know what to do with himself. He doesnt like to sit this long.
  • Often forgets to re wrap his ankle and stretch it.
  • He does try to get up and do something but once that pain shoots through his ankle his ass is back on the couch, much to his resentment.
  • Once he heals he’s still kinda gimpy so its funylny to watch him walk.
  • Poor guy.

Ezio

  • The guy needed a week off anyway.
  • He sleeps during half of his rest.
  • Who knew he could be so lazy when he wanted to be.
  • “You better not get used to this, Ezio.”
  • “I think I already am.”
  • He does use a wood cane to get around if no one is there to bring him things, food, blankets, ect.
  • Other than that he’s not stubborn like Altair.
  • Spends most of his time reading or doing paperwork.
  • Does regular stretches for his ankle.

Connor

  • This boy doesnt know what to do with himself. He’s so used to moving.
  • He’s not stubborn, but his body is so restless, yet he knows he has to stay in bed.
  • He grabs a ton on books to read, maybe some paper to write, or works on his bow and tomahawk.
  • Achilles won’t let him leave his room.
  • The other homsteaders come to help him like making him food and such, keeping the fire stoked. You’d think he broke a leg.
  • Heals pretty quickly.

Edward

  • Bring him some alcohol, he’ll be just fine. Honestly.
  • Loves being in bed for a week.
  • Sleeps through half of it.
  • He’ll cheat and get up when he’s not supposed to, but its just to get a snack or something then he’s back in bed.
  • Doesnt get restless.
  • You’ll find bottles surrounding his bedside.

Arno

  • He has so much work to do anyways so he keeps himself busy at his desk. Keeps his ankle elevated.
  • Sits by the fire with his ankle up. He’s pretty relaxed.
  • Gets around with a cane, but doesnt leave his room.
  • Employees from the cafe below bring him food and blankets.
  • Soaks in the bath every day during the week.
  • So pampered even with a sprained ankle.
  • He enjoys the time he has now to relax.

Evie

  • A mix of Altair and Arno. Restless but she has plenty of paperwork to do on the train.
  • Reads up on her targets and studies technniques and profiles.
  • But she gets tired of it after a while, and is left looking out the window at the passing buildings and people.
  • Green comes to visit her often so she’s barely lonely.
  • And Jacob is an ass.
  • “Just went for a run. You should join me. Oh wait. You can’t.”
  • “GET OUT.”

Jacob

  • “Oh, how the tables have turned brother.”
  • “Shut the hell up Evie.”
  • Baby boi is so restless.
  • Always tries to get up and move. But like Alty the pain through his ankle sets his butt back in bed.
  • Such a whiny baby.
  • Tries to read but no interest.
  • He ends up sleeping the week away.
  • Feels like shit when he’s healed.
  • Miserable. Such a drama queen about it too.

Desmond

  • Time to snooze.
  • It’s like he’s not even there. So quiet.
  • Either plays on his phone, listens to music, reads or just lays in bed looking out the window.
  • Pretty mellow about his injury.
  • Doesnt complain much, except when Shaun does. He picks on Des a lot.
  • Chows down on junk food in bed.
  • Has a crutch if he has to get food or use the bathroom.
  • He’s enjoying the down time.

Callum

  • Sprained ankle? What’s that?
  • He heals so quickly its like it never happened.
  • Takes a shit ton of aspirin and stretches his ankle a lot.
  • He’s up on his feet within three days.
  • Doesnt move much while in bed though.
  • Reads most of the time and drinks a shit ton of water.
  • The medicine makes him sleep though. And heavily so.
  • Very high pain tolerance sl he cant really feel the pain.
  • Puts ice on it for an hour in the morning and at night.

Alexios

  • Precious boy doesnt know what to do with himself.
  • Read? Write? Relax? He usually alternates every hour or so.
  • Barely sleeps cause of the pain.
  • And its hot where he is, so sitting down half the time he’s miserable in this heat.
  • Plays with Ikaros.
  • Also tries to get up to get things. He gets tired of sitting pretty quickly.

Kassandra

  • Also impatient.
  • But she tries to busy herself by sharpening her weapons or tending to her armor.
  • Likes to sit outside im a chair with her foot propped up. Fresh air makes her a little less restless.
  • Likes to nap out there too.
  • Also uses a wooden cane to move around.
  • Heals fairly quickly.

Continuation. I cant believe I forgot Bayek 😭

Bayek

  • Not a whiner, but he has his moments.
  • He soaks in a bath everyday until he’s healed, and its so friggin hot that it also cools him down.
  • Aya tends to him and keeps him company so he’s rarely ever lonely.
  • He heals fairly quickly, but he’s still gimpy whenever he stands.
  • It takes him a week to regain his strength back.
  • Spends time by reading or writing, or tending to Senu.

Had a request to do Shay and Hayhay as well.

Haytham

  • Just like Altair. So grumpy and restless, and totally ignores the fact he’s injured.
  • Doesnt know what to do at first, but then he starts reading or writing or studying his enemies. Maybe even try to learn more about his son and his people.
  • He’s ashamed that something so small like this has kept him bedridden for a week.
  • He feels weak.
  • If it wasnt for Charles or the others Haytham would be walking around with a gimp leg, looking foolish.
  • He can’t sit still for too long, so he might sit outside or by a window just to get some sunlight. It keeps him busy, watching others pass by.
  • He feels like he’s back on that damn ship, all cooped up. He hates it.

Shay

  • An impatient mess.
  • Being able to go where he pleases on the Morrigan to suddenly being cooped up in a bed can make a man almost mad.
  • But he always has things to do in his cab so he keeps himself occupied.
  • For about an hour.
  • Then he gets bored.
  • Time to drink.
  • Then back to papers.
  • Its a constant routine.
  • He heals pretty quickly though, stretching his ankle in the morning and at night.
  • He’s quicl to gain strength back in his leg, and he is off on his own again.

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