Professional Peefer

ocarinastime:

Video Game: “Now, you must make a choice…”

Me: -pauses the game-

-looks up a walkthrough-

-looks up consequences of my choices-

-watches gameplay videos of what happens after my choices-

-goes on a forum discussing the choices-

-makes a list of pros and cons-

-stares at the screen for 3 more hours-

-makes two hard saves to “go back and choose the other option next time”-

-makes my choice-

-plays the whole game 5 more times without deviating from my original choice-