character: has sharp teeth
y’all:
Author: maxellera
anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR
the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably
We’re not friends.
I can count the number of times you and I have hung out on one hand.
Professional Peefer 
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