watertightvines:

the-sun-of-rome-is-set:

lovecraftianshitshow:

quiyst:

charlesoberonn:

chefpyro:

purelyundecided:

tonystark5ever:

lokiperfection:

Loki: Transforms smooth af

Thor: BLAM-O LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE YOU HEARD

poetic cinema

Surprised loki didnt flinch at all with all that lightning coursing around him

he grew up with that guy, he’s used to it

Loki didn’t even transform, his suit was an illusion and he just took it off.

Yeah, Loki just dispelled the illusion, but Thor actually had to change clothes, so he needed the lightning blast to cover the ThunderPenis.

I’m convinced Loki is perma-nude and EVERY outfit you see is an illusion. Why deal with the discomfort of chafing pleather pants when you can just trick people into thinking you’re wearing clothes?

Also, “ThunderPenis” nearly killed me.

A teenage boy sitting behind me when I first saw this movie narrated the transformation with “BAM! Now we sexy!” and I hear it in my head every. single. time.

crazy-redridinghood:

maxellera:

crazy-redridinghood:

maxellera:

crazy-redridinghood:

maxellera:

crazy-redridinghood:

maxellera:

I am Baaloria Baarger and how dare thee @crazy-redridinghood expose me for my tru love

Heh~, you do not order me. For I am Mooluna Mooder! A lowly sheep can not conquer me! Hahaha!

HOW DARE THEE EAE

YOU SHALL PAY BISH I WILL CONQUER THEE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

Try all you want. You cannot defeat the Smut Goddess.

EAE BISH

You shall be defeated by Baaloria Baarger

Try all you like, you cannot defeat me.

Don’t test me bish ewe or else chu will be defeated~