Maxine:We’re going out tonight.
Subaru:First of all, I haven’t sucked your shitty blood in 3 days. Second of all, what you wearing?
My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it
I wanna be the person that makes your coffee when you’re sleepy, the person who makes your pancakes on a Sunday morning, the person who makes your hot chocolate with marshmallows and cream and all the trimmings on a cold wintery day.
Professional Peefer 
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