If he wasn’t such a huge dick, I totally bang Kazuya

Hoooooo fuck me, I need a motherfuckin drink

Also Jin

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

AND YES BRING THE FUCKING IRON FIST TOURNAMENT HEIHACHI FUCK KNOWS WHOS GONNA SHOW THE FUCK UP

Oh wait theres Jin, Lars, your wife and Kazuya

Mostly Kazuya though, cause your old ass threw him off a fuckin cliff