thechocobros:

#I lived long enough to see my son taking a selfie with an heartless, now i can die happily 

lennythereviewer:

I dunno what you guys were complaining about, the Kingdom Hearts/Marvel crossover looks fine to me

deerney:

autisticstevonnie:

thatdisneyworldblog:

I think this is the most hilarious thing

the storybook font is what does it for me

Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story.

So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow.

Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there’s a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn’t been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him.

Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There’s not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit.

In. The. Fucking. Water.

Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth.

Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says:

“Spitting is for quitters.”

This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes.

The look on this woman’s face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows.

I’m told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could.

And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day.

shiftythrifting:

this shirt cursed me by starting incomprehensible internet discourse in the goodwill in Chesterfield, Virginia

grimae:

Wolf, Mist and Bat

 – did another collab with @inkenstabell

suzuran-desu:

Commissioned by @the-sloth-woman

Thank you very much for commissioning me! I had so much fun drawing these cute couple~ I hope you liked the result!

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Commission still open! Click here for price list~

fall-out-bangtan:

rosebud-boi:

antifamutant:

immaplatypus:

snarling-through-our-smiles:

san-likes-ashitaka:

iconuk01:

ihascookies:

jackfrost-flakes:

tahnospanties:

missjudygarland:

cammadanar:

This was a big deal once.

Look at the CG animation on hair now:

oh my god, i remember watching the special features of the incredibles and they kept saying how difficult violet’s hair was to animate.

excuse me i think we’re forgetting someone else’s beautiful hair

YOU’RE RIGHT

Are we really overlooking the Disney/Pixar character with
2,320,413

individually animated hairs?

can’t forget this lil Dreamworks lady’s hair

One of the senior animators actually spent six fucking years trying to write a new program to animate Rapunzel’s hair.

adding to the comment above, it turns out that disney had to actually hire someone with a PhD in animating human hair to get rapunzel’s hair correct

a PhD in hair

Imagine hearing about Disney need someone with a hair PhD and finally being able to say:

“This is my time”.

AND THEN THERE WAS THIS REVOLUTION